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"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani) 01/06/2017 at 14:05 • Filed to: China

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Let’s see how long this gets over to Jezebel.

PS: Fuck you Kinja.

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SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/06/2017 at 14:09

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Didn’t they try this in Seoul as well?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/06/2017 at 14:11

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TRIGGERED

For Sweden > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/06/2017 at 14:12

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This news is older than Torchinsky

404 - User No Longer Available > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/06/2017 at 14:12

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Apparently in Europe too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%27s_parking_space

Quite an eye opener to me, actually.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/06/2017 at 14:14

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Oh I can’t wait to read the comments on this.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/06/2017 at 14:15

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Do you think it’s an accident that in all of the pics in the article, the cars are parked poorly or is a wiki editor trolling us?

Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/06/2017 at 14:16

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Eh, they’re in every shopping mall here, albeit without the ridiculously pretentious name.

I will never quite understand the new Sinosphere fad of calling everyone vaguely attractive a god or goddess.

404 - User No Longer Available > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/06/2017 at 14:17

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Well one of them was an Alpina, so... maybe it’s a coincidence.

404 - User No Longer Available > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/06/2017 at 14:18

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Which is why I hope they plagarize it over to Jezebel.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/06/2017 at 14:21

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To be fair, the one in Europe seems to be designed for safety due to sexual harassment not lack of parking ability.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/06/2017 at 14:28

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It’ll make it there.

Urambo Tauro > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/06/2017 at 14:45

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Those parking space widths are basically the difference between BOTH neighboring cars being able to have their doors open, or just one.

Of course, that’s assuming that the vehicles are centered, which may or may not go against the reasoning behind these extra-large space sizes in the first place. It sounds like they are telling drivers (specifically women) that they don’t have to git gud .

But on the other hand, the name “goddess” implies that this is actually more of a luxury/convenience feature, so you don’t have to wait for the other driver to close their door before you can open yours.

wiffleballtony > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/06/2017 at 15:10

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Did they just assume my parking style?

404 - User No Longer Available > Krieger (@FSKrieger22) 01/06/2017 at 15:59

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Don’t you remember Hammond calling himself the Driving God?

Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/07/2017 at 10:58

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Hammond =/= Malaysian Chinese celebrity rejects.

404 - User No Longer Available > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/08/2017 at 15:07

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http://jalopnik.com/do-chinese-officials-realize-the-potential-dangers-of-h-1790909671

...and it happened. Didn’t make it to Jezebel though.